Vulva owners have to go through periods every month; cramps, mood swings, all the botheration. What about penis owners?

Men do not bleed like women, but changes in hormonal levels affect them as well. The term coined for this is Irritable Male Syndrome or IMS.

Men’s testosterone levels keep changing during the day. When there is a significant drop in it, they show symptoms similar to a woman who is experiencing PMS. This means that they get irritated easily (as the term suggests), and may suffer from anxiety and depression and feel tired.

So yes, penis owners also experience hormone-related changes.